So back many years ago now my aunt offered me a million dollars for my butt. It was in pretty good shape in those days. Well unfortunately a few years later when I went to collect because obviously someone else now had my million dollar butt - she wouldn't pay up. So I was forced to realize that I had given away my million dollar butt for a bag of chips and container of dip (well in reality many of them) and a comfy spot on the couch traded in for my roller blades.
But fantastic news - I am confident that I will get my million dollar butt back and without any need to pay one million dollars for it. Instead I am going to pay for it with a big jug of water, a crisp fresh apple, a bag of spinach, a walk to and from work, and a pilates class traded in for that comfy spot on the couch.
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